That Awkward Moment

TAM someone retards progressive time by reflecting on the retro past with prepubescent nostalgia

TAM when you get caught saying racist things but you're really not that racist.

TAM you enjoy blasting another forum member so much, you laugh out-loud in glee and people stare at you as if you're a satanist or something

Tam when I think you might mean me but you might not. Lol

TAM when you used just enough subtlety to invoke reasonable doubt...

Tam when I say "thanks bro" to a lesbian who totally looks like a dude.

Tam when u go forwrits body for the 5th time and forget cain quest at the start of a1.

Tam when you blow by a cop car that you didn't see on the highway and then you get into the right lane and drive like a grandma.

Lol, true story Greg?

Tam you're wacking it on the toilet seat in the solitude of your privacy when your gf wakes up and comes barging in specifically to see what your up to.

Tam when you think you have still a month a holidays to go but u remember egzams u have to pass.