The "What Would You Do If" game

I already had an awesome item named after me but the guys had to change it to have a cooler name for the new patches.

Wwydi I named a dirk after you and gave it +1 to Light Radius and life drain?

I'd use that dirk as a main weapon for barbarian or melee sorc.

WWYDI I sig'ed SSSU labrys?

I'd be mad and I'd sig you.

Wwydi was lost and never to be found again?

I would be very depressed, because you are the only one who plays forum games with me.

Wwydi I was lost and never to be found again?

I would send a massive search party out to find you since I'm not allowed to double post here.

Wwydi your school blew up?

I would hope if that happens, i wouldnt be at school. Then I would go play Median.

Wwydi your workplace blew up?

I would hope i was in it while playing Median.

Wwydi with yourself if you never had to work another day again?

I would have more time for computer games and I would try to find a gf xd.

Wwydi you had a chance to earn money by streaming median?

I'd fail cause I'm not as good as the other streamers.

Wwydi you had the chance to make your own video game and what would it be?

I would either make Median HQ or DOOM 2.

WWYDI you had the chance to have sex with any pornstar?