The "What Would You Do If" game

I'd be unbelievably smart and dead.

Wwydi you had an epic beard?

I'd be proud of it

Wwydi you had Patrick Star as a roommate?

I would ask Patrick Star for the name of the roommate.

Wwydi Median XL: Sigma comes out in 2018 but you suffered a wrist injury to your best hand?

I'd be sad cuz I couldnt even fap.

Wwydi you had only left leg?

I would play Median XL even more: Maybe 18 hours a day!

Wwydi Median XL: Sigma only allowed you to make two character classes only?

I'd make two dogs.

Wwydi you could dual wield two dogs?

I would go hunting for some Tabby cats.

Wwydi the Internet did not exist but you wanted to play Median XL?

I'd play single player cause I was still able to buy the game in the store.

Wwydi we all lost internet for a month?

I'd play sp games and miss forum.

Wwydi you could hack Stalin's smartphone?

I'd send him dirty nude pics of hairy men and then send them all to his friends from his phone.

Wwydi you could be me for a day?