"The Median Patch Notes" Game

[GregMXL]

+Deckard Cain raps during the act traveling intermissions.
-He raps about old ladies he wants to shag.

[billy500]

+Bronies convert to Herpies and they get rid of the MLP songs.
-Songs are replaced about giving STDs to 12 year olds.

[ekkudapoxui]

+Deckard Cain is now 27 years old
-he fuck Charsi for entire act I

[GregMXL]

+I'm in the game as a strong Uber Boss.
-Billy's mom is also in the game and she eats everyone's forum cookies till we all go -500.

[ekkudapoxui]

+Billy's mom is nerfed
-She spams Cataclysm now

[billy500]

+The Mom act established
-The actions of Greg are all null and void and instead converted into sexual acts to ekkudapoxui.

[GregMXL]

+My entire face takes up the new Sigma title screen.
-My entire dick takes up the entire character screen in Sigma.

[ekkudapoxui]

+luckily greg's dicc is not seen on char screen
-it should be fixed soon oh no

[GregMXL]

+C000005 Error Greg's dong is ginormous.
-C000005 Error Greg's dong is ginormous.

[ekkudapoxui]

+sigma main menu music is scatman
-scatman glitches and plays all the time