The Golgothan opened his maw and let loose a war cry fit to shatter mountains. With colonic rage he raised his fists to the sky and smashed them to the ground. This was in concert with a wall of shit from his mouth, nose, and anus. It seemed to be endless and overwhelming, until he simply collapsed in on himself in what appeared to be a vortex.
The vortex began sucking everything within eyesight range straight down... to hell! Everyone nearby quickly died to death and in a flash of brown, there was only one person standing, one person left alive. This person was...
<B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G> <N-E-W-S>! Satan himself, attracted by all the vile debauchery allegedly committed by GregMxl, ascended from the bowels of Hell to...