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Watch the purge during that hour. Going back to work this morning makes me wanna...

Hang myself by the nuts and die. When I think of how my day at work is going to be, I...

Love it so much I become an everyday churchgoer. I never get bored of Median because I..

use it as my alt-tab cover when I'm actually watching porn. I can't wait to get home so I can...

Violently fap to the hairy Median Barbarian when I start up the mod. When my annoying friend from Florida wants to come up and visit I really wanna..

whip my dick out and dance The Charleston. I never use regular razors to...

Shave my eyebrows off. I shower at least once a day because if I don't...

vultures buzz overhead. My best fap is always to...

#GregMXL. GregMXL is so awesome that everytime he posts I...

...I.... something inside me dies a little bit each time until eventually, there will be nothing left but Greg! I what these forums would be life if...