The "What Would You Do If" game

I'd keep my Dirty Sanchez in my inventory to gain th bonus.

Wwydi you found $500 and right after you did some kid ran up to you crying saying he lost the money and his family needed it so bad so you give it to him and then the kid's dad comes rolling up in his Mercedes and they drive away laughing, while giving you the finger and telling you you were a waste of a cumshot?

i would spirit walk in his car with my summoned spirits and after he is defeated, i would take that fuckers charm to get extra gold bonus.

WWYDI your nokia fell into the toilet but instead of the phone getting destroyed your toilet would?

I'd buy a newer, more powerful Nokia and rule the world.

Wwydi your best friend stole the love of your life away from you?

i would spirit walk in his car with my summoned spirits and after he is defeated, i would take that fuckers charm to get +1 to gf

(i hope it is not annoying answer)

WWYDI your best friend reveals himself as ennead necromancer?

Tell him that he's such an edge lord.

Wwydi you had every STD known and unknown to every single entity in the universe?

I'd spread the wealth.

Wwydi you woke up naked in front of your job with a dildo in your hand and your boss was looking down at you bewildered?

I'd beat him with that dildo to get his clothes.

Wwydi you woke up and see your boss standing in front of you naked and with dildo in his hand?

I'd beat him to get his dildo.

Wwydi if you squandered an amazing paying job because you wanted to be a lead guitarist of an emo band so you can get all the teeny girls?

I would cut myself.

Wwydi you have a class trip and guys sitting behind you playing some shit music on bluetooth speaker?

I'd try to shout over their shitty speaker with my own beautiful voice while singing Adele songs with a tear in my eye.

Wwydi if you lost both your feet in 'Nam.