"The Median Patch Notes" Game

[ekkudapoxui]

+ male children bunker is added
- kevin spacey has wallhacc now

[GregMXL]

+The dog of war is released.
-Hide your toilet.

[billy500]

+Doggies are abundant.
-They are hidden inside chests and basements inside Median.

[GregMXL]

+There are hidden breasts and sex dungeon basements inside Median.
-Only sausage fests in Sigma.

[billy500]

+Sausage and eggs are free in Median now.
-Everyone gains access to the ban command.

[ekkudapoxui]

+the ban command bug is fixed
-TSW server is closed for maintenance for eternity

[billy500]

+Patches are unneeded due to eternal maintenance...
-Popularity for the mod negates entirely...

[ekkudapoxui]

+one eternity later everything is back to normal
-there are no sex dungeons in median anymore

[billy500]

+Median becomes it's own game.
-Music is replaced with MLP songs and every word is repeated 20 times.

[ekkudapoxui]

+Due to MLP songs, Median became the most popular game in brony community
-Median Forum is now full of pony pictures