The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

Fortunately even though you have do a lot of schooling to get a good job, it does pay off in the end.

Unfortunately you have to suffer all that schooling.

Fortunately when you get to my age you'll see that those years aren't that long. Life goes fast.

Unfortunately I have to wait still.

Fortunately you can enjoy everything now and not forget what I'm telling you.

Unfortunately im tired to be pessimistic in this game ffs.

Fortunately I'm stuck being fortunate and not unfortunate even though I'd much rather be unfortunate right now but things won't change unless someone else plays game of retards with us.

Unfortunately noone will join us.

Fortunately we still have each other. These are probably song lyrics.

Unfortunately that sounds a bit gay.(but fortunately litl gay is okay)