The "What Would You Do If" game

I'd pinch myself and wake up.

Wwydi you had to work every holiday like I do?

I'd be very stressed.

Wwydi you had a meme page on facebook?

I'd put memes up about how I'm the only idiot working on holidays.

Wwydi you had to choose one super power and what would it be?

I'd choose either perfect knowledge of all existing languages or become a barbarian.

Wwydi you had a chance to have sex with a d2 class you choose?

Definitely the Amazon. She got some big titties.

Wwydi if you had a real life weapon of choice from the game?

Labrys, flamberge or warp blade.

Wwydi you had a real life merc of choice from the game?

I'd use Shockwave ranger or act 3 merc.

Wwydi you could buy any car you wanted?

I'd buy Lambo or Moskvich.

Wwydi you could buy any company you wanted?

I'd buy Google.

Wwydi your girlfriend told you she was pregnant?

depends on the situation. If i would be, when i'd be an adult (mentally aswell) then I'd be happy.

Wwydi your girlfriend was in a car crash?