The "What Would You Do If" game

I'd summon you.

Wwydi you could design your own kitchen to cook in?

I'd design it so it would look awesome and get myself some good kitchen tools etc.

Wwydi you could create your uber for sigma?

I'd make a kitchen for the butcher to make fresh meat.

Wwydi New Years Day lasted all year?

I'd watch fireworks for 1 year straight.

Wwydi Christmas lasted all year?

I'd spend every last penny on my niece's kids for presents and go broke and live out on the street.

Wwydi told you I was really a ninja?

I'd ask you if you're behind me.

Wwydi I told you I was really an American?

I'd visit you a lot sooner.

Wwydi I gave you the shirt off my back when you were homeless?

I'd thank you and give my vodka, which i was hiding to you for exchange.

Wwydi I gave you a bottle of vodka when you were homeless?

I'd be a drunk homeless person.

Wwydi you had an erection lasting more than four hours?

I'd not be able to fap, only when I'd be alone at home for entire day.

Wwydi you had a good idea for the question, but you forgot it?