The "What Would You Do If" game

I'd remember it when I didn't need to.

Wwydi you realized you can grow out an epic beard?

Im doing this atm, but im not that successful.
I'd grow out mega epic beard

Wwydi you looked like Bryan Cranston ?

I'd start up a meth lab out of my rv in a desert somewhere.

Wwydi you were a famous drug dealer?

I'd live like Pablo Escobar and try not to die too early.

Wwydi you had very big moustache?

I'd use my fingers to roll my mustache until it started twirling.

Wwydi you ran out of tea?

I'd cry and buy new tea.

Wwydi you ran out of alcohol?

I'd cry, buy alcohol and drink until I laughed.

Wwydi this really cute girl asked you out but then took a good look at her ans realized she had an adam's apple?

I'd steal that apple, throw that away and continue dating with her.

Wwydi you met your twin brother, you didnt know about?

I'd tell him he was a good looking guy and that we have a lot to talk about.
Wwydi you found out I was your twin brother?

I'd tell you you were a average looking guy and that we have even more totalk about. and also you had a sexy moustache

Wwydi you found out whist was your twin brother?