The "What Would You Do If" game

I suppose I'd roll you into a blunt and smoke you

wwydi your best friend was smashed out of his mind and fucked a female dog... and the dog got pregnant?

I'd tell him to stop taking drugs.

Wwydi you were that dog?

If I were that dog? Kill myself for so many reasons...

Wwydi you were the friend who got your dog pregnant?

I'd become everyone's friends and get all their dogs pregnant.

Wwydi you got 10 different women pregnant in the next month?

Be completely broke for the next 18 years of my life...

Wwydi I got you pregnant... with midichlorians

Tell you that you had definitely got space aids and send you the children by mail.

WWYDI you were in the shower with Fleece Johnson and he came lookin' fo' booty?

I'd ask if he is #nohomo.

Wwydi he was #nohomo?

Continue on with my prison days.

WWYDI if you could be rich for making a video game but be blind right after publishing it on the market?

Considering I could care less about making my own video game, I wouldn't bother.

WWYDI someone offered you $10-million to stuff an entire large pizza up your asshole and keep it in there all day without taking a shit?

Ladies like pizza-butt.

What if you had to eat the pizza the next day?