Finish The Sentence

[GregMXL]

get fired for flirting with all the men customers. The only thing I will order at McDonalds is...

[Taem]

an order of toilet paper when they run out. Once at McDonalds, I saw...

[GregMXL]

Actual meat. I was shocked. After McDonald's dinner my bowels...

[flubbucket]

Erupted like a virgin teenage boy at a strip club. I then realized...

[GregMXL]

I was actually at a teenage boys' strip club. I then decided to...

[flubbucket]

Whip something out and see if it would start raining up in here. To my surprise...

[GregMXL]

The feds showed up. They told me I...

[Taem]

was not a very good undercover cop. The goddamn i5 freeway was closed today, so I...

[flubbucket]

rolled down my car window and proceeded to fire wildly which magically opened up a lane. Looking ahead I noticed...

[GregMXL]

A giant chinchilla terrorizing the city and stomping all cars on the freeway. When the acid trip wore off I...