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began to sing show tunes. This conclusively proves...

That the canary has a career ahead of her. Except my cat made sure to...

sign her to a contract and become her music manager. This won't sit well with...

Me. It's pretty stupid to sign a singing canary to a deal cause they're a dime a dozen. What I didn't know was that...

this was no ordinary canary. This canary was a hybrid cross between....

A canary and and a singer. The crossbreeding was marvelous because...

having Pavarotti as a father gave the canary serious street cred. However his mother....

Was a street hooker that had a huge beak unfortunately. But the one good thing she inherited from her mom's genes was...

big tits and a slender waist. While this did look good and helped with the singing, it caused....

Jealousy from all the other canaries that didn't quite have the body but had prettier faces and a better voice as well. This led to extreme...