The Person Below Me

Do a little dance and watch me make it rain.

Tpbm works hard for the money so you'd better treat him/her right!!

I really don't work too hard so feel free to treat me like poop.

Tpbm thinks being a piece of shit is better than being the entire log.

I see my place in the grand dump of life.

Tpbm takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.

My dog licks me and my watch works fine.

Tpbm uses idioms that I hate.

I calls 'em as I dioms.... :facepalm:

Tpbm only eats free range cereal processed in a stress free environment.

I would not want to stress out Tony the Tiger.

Tpbm believes Satan is really Santa and that Jesus is really just that Spanish guy named Jesús that lives next door.

Well I did get a turd in my stocking last year, but my neighbor's yard looks fantastic. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Tpbm thinks Infomercials are Educational TV.

Only the 3 hour ones.

Tpbm dresses up like a Median character for sexual role playing.

I am Horazon the Summoner and I've summoned these nuts...

Tpbm has just recently realized the "internet" has more than just kitty pictures.

Yup..also kitty porn.

Tpbm has a pet lion they're trying to hide.