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Beastiality was the norm and that poor canary became involved in many unspeakable acts Larry performed on him. It got even worse when...

Fox news started reporting about it with fairness and balance. And Obama didn't even...

Hold a press conference handling the situation, exposing his many weaknesses to the surrounding nations that are looking to do their own canary cross breeding for war purposes. Canary Advocate Vladimir Putin even said that...

not only could he wrestle bears naked, but even drink a five gallon drum of vodka held by himself above his head and still be slightly sober. That didn't stop his wife from...

Wanting Vladi to show a little kinkiness in bed. When she told him to get on all fours while she strapped it on, he...

bounded up from his chair and tripped over something on the floor bumping his head sharply on the edge of the table. Turns out....

This was perfectly placed there as part of these sex shenanigans. When Nicholas Cage found out he...

was gay, he self mutilated to achieve a Jenner. Robots don't make good...

Happy endings for Nick. His hair was also so atrocious that even the robot...

shaved it off and opted for the Trump toupee. This then brought on....