The Person Below Me

My parents never taught me anything. I've been masturbating for 28 years.

Tpbm has too much fiber in his diet.

Everyday I shit a hay bale.

Tpbm is still handing out Halloween candy to little kids.

Yep conveniently have all my candy stored in my creep van parked outside your nearest grade school.

Can you lure me into your van?

Well I do have this huge stack of sticky GILF mags and a tepid ginger ale.

Tpbm is using a rubber band as birth control.

I was wondering where the rest of that condom went.

Have you, personally, tried the woman condom yet?

Yup. But I find it very hard to breathe with it on.

Tpbm tends to confuse this thread with the Questions thread.

Actually, I thought this was the screenshot thread...

Tpbm enjoys getting pegged more than they enjoy doing the pegging

Are we playing wallball?

Tpbm is a wisenheimer.

My jokes are funny! You are only dead inside!

Tpbm is going to write something because he's a » Spamming Admin™

Did someone summon me?

Tpbm treats his favorite admin like chopped liver.