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He could use his pubes for his hair instead of that ridiculous toupee. Nick Cage, on the other hand..

has no she-penis or he-penis and his pubes are as lame as his acting so they're useless. However instead of grimacing in his Nick Cage way he....

Smiled and said "put the bunny back in the basket" quoting one of the best movie lines ever made from his movie Con Air. As soon as he said this Kevin Costner, another useless tool, reacted by...

checking his pants for a penis. He then realized he'd lost it in the divorce. Not wanting to feel left out....

He chased Justin's she-penis hoping he could have one of his own but Vin Diesel turned around and told Steven Seagal...

"With that flesh-colored she-penis toupee on your head you look like a brand new kind of bad ass." This comment resulted in....

Expendables 15: Rise of the She-Penis. This movie defeated Avatar with the biggest opening weekend blockbuster sales of all time. Riveting, spellbinding and breathtaking were just a few of the words to describe this masterpiece. Justin however...

was unable to view the premier since he was bent over the theater seat getting ass pounded by Adele singing Rolling in the Deep. While this was happening....

Adele's literal ground and pound technique proved unstoppable so all Justin could do was grin and bear it. Justin could barely handle it. Adele's singing and Justin's gaping butt was a bit much for Steven Seagal. He took off his toupee and placed it upon Justin's head and then he proceeded to...

sword fight with what he thought was a she-penis toupee and his own wobbly winkie. While inadvertently smacking the Biebs in the face he also....