Story Time

Taem laughs maniacally as he nibbles on a corn on the cob leaving corny fecal matter everywhere and exclaiming "You haven't seen the last of me, Median Forum!" Taem than takes his two largest dumps and leaves them specifically for the admins MarcoNecroX and GregMXL. He finds both their pictures in the picture thread and leaves two devastating coiled snake shaped corn logs on both pictures where their heads would be.

flubbucket's attempt to shield the mods was pointless and he then proceeds to fling the poo in every direction.

Flubbucket, known as one of the premier turd flingers of this generation, tries desperately to fight for the forum in which he has lived in for so many years. He grabs even the corniest of turds and guns them towards Taem who used his Sacred Armor and his high % of reflecting turd damage to his advantage. "Take cover!" Flubs screams.

Lurching forward flubbucket hefts a humongously horrendous hunk of human hokum hoping to hit Taem.

But instead hits GregMXL, who because of Taem's wicked curse, has his turd resistance drop to less than 0. The damage done by Flubs' expert turd fling on GregMXL was irreparable.

"Nooooooooooooooo!!!" screamed flubbucket as he fell to his knees. Taem then let loose with a barrage of projectile diarrhea carpet bombing the area.

All hope was lost. For some reason Taem decided to show a little mercy and left the shit riddled forum unannounced. Fear and anguish was all anyone can feel. Is he really gone? Will he be back? Flubbucket stands over an unconscious pile of admin poop and buries his head in his hands.

Forgetting his hands and face are covered he winds up with a mouthful of fecal fun pudding. The coughing and spitting are profound and yet the noise does nothing to rouse Taem.

The sinister Taem is now back in his hidden layer. Ready to turd-pounce on his next victim.

Through his shit covered tear streaming eyes flubbucket looks at the fallen GregMXL and sees what appears to be a slight bit of movement or maybe a spasm.