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Smacked Vin Diesel also. In a fit of rage, Vin Diesel grabbed the nearest muscle car and went on to live his life one quarter mile at a time. When Paul Walker found out, he raised from the dead and raced him. This angered Nicholas Cage so he...

attempted to raise his career from the dead, which the stress gave him a stroke but no one noticed any difference. That is until....

Adele raised her hand and asked for seconds and thirds at the nearest diner. Justin was still anal ailing and feeling lardass Adele would be back, needed to hire "the bodyguard" Kevin Costner. But what happened was crazy because...

Adele in a low blood sugar frenzy grabbed Costner and took a bite out of his leg. Costner kicked and screamed until she loosened her teeth. Then she....

Forced him to put the exact same outfit on that he wore in his degrading movie Robinhood. Prancing around like an elf Costner was mocked even by a total douchebag named Shia LaBeouf. Russell Crowe even got involved once he found out Shia LaBeouf had a bad temper just like him. These two just had to fight.

Noticing the five foot long dildo of doom lying on the other side of the room Crowe ran to get it. LeBeouf screamed at him "Just do it!!!" Adele looked up and....

Ate some more and then sang about it. Little Shia was anxious to meet Justin for the first time. Buy not before...

Justin threw himself ass first onto the five foot long purple dildo of doom. He was only able to slide down about three and a half feet when Russell Crowe.....

Punched him and everyone else out in mere seconds. Vin Diesel pulled up in his Charger with the soul of Paul Walker and said...

"I live my life a quarter mile..." Paul interrupted, "Dude!?!? WTF!! What are you saying?! I'm sitting right here??" Vin looked a bit embarrassed but then saw the Bieber on a stick and....