The Person Below Me

Three drumsticks is so important to me this time of year.

Tpbm is thinking about rock-in-a-sock tits right now.

I love silver dollar nipples.

Tpbm still receives breast milk from their mother.

Very nutritious and she has a better TV to watch while feeding.

Tpbm tries to pee on the toilet seat while sitting on it.

I actually leave the toilet seat up when I sit down to pee.

Tpbm poops in the toilet while standing up for the ultimate submarine "crash dive" effect.

I go for the maximum splash allowed by law

tpbm has a tattoo of puff the magic dragon on their penis

[spoiler]

[/spolier]

You mean on my vagina.

Tpbm doesn't spoiler their spoilers.

I really hate to spoil things.

Tpbm doesn't agree this is lovely weather for a sleigh ride together.

It's not cause it's 67 degrees here on December 11th.

Tpbm's child killed themselves when they found out from their parents that Santa wasn't real.

I couldn't go on knowing my Barbie Dream House was given to me by my lying parents instead of that sweet sweet man.

Tpbm has already hung their masturbation sock by the chimney with care in hopes....

That the person below them would finish the sentence and hope someone finds it filled with man juice.

Tpbm thinks tpat plays tpbm game too much and doesn't understand why there isn't a game called tpat or a real acronym game where my whole sentence would read: tttptgtmaduwtiagctoaragwmwswr