Granted.
You win the lottery and retire giving you plenty of free time to fap. Your fap habit spirals out of control, regular porn no longer works; you trawl the dark web for content and get caught in a FBI honeypot operation. You are jailed and forced to share a cell with Diego, a spanish-born bodybuilder and sex offender. The rest of your life is spent getting your ass plunged regularly in the missionary position because Diego likes looking you in the eyes when he fills your donut with creamy semen.
I wish I could speak Japanese and move to Japan.