You're so ugly even Cain can't identity you.
Andy, duriel, Mephisto, Diablo, and baal walk into subway.
Andy begins getting impatient since she walks in last and gets angry "why is it always me who SUFFERS, I'm always the first to get attacked, and now the last to get served.
Duriel respondes "stop your bitching Andy, you're always a PAIN; hell if you would have killed that Damn necro, Malice, I wouldn't have had to fight him! Like I said, always a PAIN.
Mephisto overhears them fighting and butts in, dammit you two, this is why I HATE you guys, always bitching about each other, if yall could actually be useful I wouldn't have had that damn sorceress "Ben" throw stones infused with lightning at me! You know I'm not a fan of that shit.
Diablo: "all of yall are a bunch of cowards, I'm trying to live in chaos and TERRORIZE hell... My favorite hobby, and next thing I know I have fucking king rolling in with his paladin, the fucker isn't that strong but he uses rapture and just runs around in circles while some poison shit hits me, I think he called it symphony of destruction. If I finally manage to hit him, then he casts some sort of sacred armor making him a temporarily God.
Baal: "it's not like anyone focuses on us anymore, I'm enjoying my seat watching my army DESTROY everything, we actually get within feet of the entrance to the fortress and then all three of them bitches come rolling forward into my throne. I could have probably won if it was 1v1, but you know how these tsw guys roll!
Andy, duriel,meph,Diablo: "quit your bitching, you're the lord of destruction, so why aren't you the strongest boss?! You let that Marco guy walk into your throne and hide in the shadows telling you not to let anyone SUMMON him because he will be pissed! Yet you let mr. Tawsiti roll up in there like "bitches where is dat tg" and just take it!
Marconecrox: "all of you are a bunch of cry babies, and you wonder why I made better monsters that are much stronger. Clearly yall were old clod material, and even there the average joe could beat yall with a Bot."
All the prime evils: "well why don't you at least buff us, shit you may as well give them purify oskill and make us purify bosses like all your 'master creations'.
Baal: "good luck, I've been bitching and all he gave me is a heroic shield, with summons that have a curse stronger than my best attack. It's kinda like I'm the host of parasitic spawns that are more powerful than myself!
Marco: at least you didn't have some dumbass noobs summon you more than once to where next thing you know you have an identical brother who tries to steal your modding... It's okay though, I'll solve all this whining on my next patch. It will be coming "soon"
