From each Act:
Flavie: Stand back! or The Evil is strong ahead.
Lysander: Horazon's urinal?
Asheara: even more scantily clad Xena!
Jamella: Hail to you Champion!
Anya: (proper Xena): If Larzuk could sing or dance half as well as he smiths, he'd be married by now. ...Just look at those shoulders.