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Had no one to share his sausage with besides himself so he...

Called everyone he knew. He was surprised that...

Everyone was interested in his kielbasa fest but that he didn't have enough to go around for everyone so he...

Called up some sausage to join his party. The party really started to....

Get out of hand when everyone put their very own sausages that they brought with them right smack out on the table for everyone else to sample. What was even crazier was...

some bitches were doing lines of blow off the sausages. What happened next was...

Mind boggling because everyone's sausages went numb so this really was weird because flubbucket, who has been missing in action, showed up out of nowhere and started to...

massage the meat out of the sausages. Everyone screamed, someone called party foul, and...

proceeded to roll all the floor sausage into one extra, extra large sausage. This immediately caught the eye of....

Ron Jeremy, who wanted in on the action. He proceeded to disrobe and...