The "What Would You Do If" game

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Taem
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If I got $10-mil for eating pizza out of your ass, I'd stop everything I was doing to eat that pizza!

WWYDI someone put broken glass inside your running shoes and told you he'd pay you $1-mil to run a mile in those shoes while carrying a fat woman on your shoulders the whole way, and if you stopped running for more than 1 second, you wouldn't get any money?
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I'd laugh at their mistake of thinking I would possibly own running shoes. I would counter offer to roll the fat woman, however I would require frequent booze breaks....and would most likely forget what I was doing within 10 minutes.


WWYDI you were called into your bosses office for a reprimand and noticed an uneaten sausage coated in Vaseline in the trashcan??
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Yum! I'd gulp it down my gizzard like a true sausage hero! No food must go to waste

WWYDI you moved into a small one-bedroom Hong Kong cage house (studio with roommates) and found out you had to share it with a room full of sweaty fat men with Hyperhidrosis?

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flubbucket
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Definitely lining the walls with plastic so as to not hose the others with over spray.


WWYDI the condom broke half way through??
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Pierce though the rest and cum on the floor.

WWYDI u were a sexslave of your father? -.-
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Taem
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Be locked up in prison for the terrible things I'd do to him in retribution when I broke free

WWYDI a customer who was acting normal suddenly pulled out their cod piece and jerked his sausage till the deed was done, and for whatever fucked up reason everyone around you started clapping and cheering... and then the man zipped up and walked out as if nothing happened?
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flubbucket
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I'd ask the next customer if they'd like to SuperSize their order.


WWYDI your girlfriend decided to reassign her gender??