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Taem
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If I got $10-mil for eating pizza out of your ass, I'd stop everything I was doing to eat that pizza!

WWYDI someone put broken glass inside your running shoes and told you he'd pay you $1-mil to run a mile in those shoes while carrying a fat woman on your shoulders the whole way, and if you stopped running for more than 1 second, you wouldn't get any money?
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I'd laugh at their mistake of thinking I would possibly own running shoes. I would counter offer to roll the fat woman, however I would require frequent booze breaks....and would most likely forget what I was doing within 10 minutes.


WWYDI you were called into your bosses office for a reprimand and noticed an uneaten sausage coated in Vaseline in the trashcan??
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Yum! I'd gulp it down my gizzard like a true sausage hero! No food must go to waste

WWYDI you moved into a small one-bedroom Hong Kong cage house (studio with roommates) and found out you had to share it with a room full of sweaty fat men with Hyperhidrosis?

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