"The Median Patch Notes" Game

GregMXL wrote:+Sigma is out for Christmas.
-Christmas of 2019.

that's still rather optimistic tbh

+due to a large amount of complaints, thorn stike now has ND
-weapon damage scaling inreased to 1450% to compensate

edit: mixed up Trap Rat's thorn wall(which is kinda useless, tbh) and Treewarden's thorn strike(which is pretty fucking strong), my bad

I think it will definitely be before 25 months from now.
+Thorn Wall replaced.
-Hunting Banshee buffed.

+Traprat form gets health buff again.
-Quillstorm doesn't take any percentage of weapon damage

+Holy Caster is buffed.
-Unholy Caster is shit.

+holy paladin is buffed
-other classes are removed

+No more Heroic purifies.
-No more enemies.

-median is now free for all pvp only
-damaging other players counts as team damage and is forbidden

+Sigma is awesome.
-We have to pay to play now.

+Sigma costs only 10$
-it has a lot of pay-to-win DLCs and they cost 10$ each

+Tons of new items for Sigma
-They're all generic